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The Story of Lazer Vizion

28th November

I originally wrote this back on January 21, 2006 for The New Gamer. I’ve stuck it here for posterity, with some minor editing.

I got my first pair of glasses when I was in second grade. When I put them it on changed everything.  I can remember the first time I saw a tree from far away and being surprised at the detail – I could see individual leaves.

My eyes continued to get worse as I got older and I would get more and more powerful glasses to compensate. My optometrist enjoyed calling it “BIG E” vision because I was unable to make out even the largest E on the eye chart. I was pretty near sided — 20/400.

Note the “was” – I am glassesless thanks to Lasik Eye Surgery. Woo.

The had me take a tiny amount of Valium… just enough to keep you from going …

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